Constantly having an itchy tail for adventure, Drago teleports to Atlantis. While his companions enjoy some well deserved R&R after their raid against the Coalition, Drago hoped to get in some shopping.
His dreams quickly turned to nightmares as he is captured outside the Splynn Market by a
black Balrog with a white crown of bone. Drago has a Zombitron placedon him and is teleported to the Balrog’s hell dimension.
There the Balrog explains that Drago can have his freedom, if he only does the Balrog a favor. “You need to take my daughter shopping, she needs to buy a pug” is all the big Demon says before jumping through a portal and leaving Drago in the hell dimension, a cavernous black cave with a mystic portal in one corner and little else.
BOOM BOOM BOOM heres Drago, and he quickly sees a smaller female Balrog enter, also black with a white tiara of bone. She screeeches “DAaaaaaaady” (think the paris Hilton of Balrogs).
Seeing daddy has fled, she coos “OOOh a new pet, are YOUUU taking me to get my pug dog?” Drago tries to resist but the Zombitron lets her control him like a leash. She beats on him for awhile while “cuddling”.
He agrees and she teleports them both back to the Splynn market. Drago tries resisting a few times but finds it difficult (save vs magic ss12 every action of freewill). She almost leads hiim into getting hit by a flying boat as well (go +6 sixth sense dodge roll!)
Finaly he sees a sign with a dead dog, rising up, a dead human rising up and a dead…something rising up.
The dog looks promising, so he enters the Re-animators shop (of Splynn Dimensional Market stardom). The fellow wants a hefty sum to re-animate a pug corpse he just so happens to have on hand. Drago offers him his OWN dragon hand in return for the Pug. The Re-animator agrees, and while shaking pricks Drago with something. HE then leads drago to a chained up Tatooed Ogre who makes a flaming sword and removes one of Drago’s hands.
The pug is re-animated into a grotesque greater undead zombie-pug, and while the female Paris-Balrog squeals indelight, Drago manages to escape!
HE runs outside and is hit by a flying boat maned by D-ghouls. Impaled on a unicorn head on their boats bow, he pulls himself from its horn and falls to the earth…
Finaly free, he teleports back to Tolkeen, handless and bruised. Enough Atlantis for one day…
Drago XP (30096) +50 small act of self sacrafice to escape +50 avoiding unessicary violence against balrogs (30196)
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