Saturday, October 27, 2007

MAGE notices a Magic Pidgeon

::( June 2nd 104PA :: From: Tolkeen United Utilities Read Yes/No?)::

Fredrich Mercer II,

In due accordance with Tolkeen Utilities law, as the next of kin of a non-communicative customer we are oblidged to inform you of the termination of one Fredirck Mercer I’s Tolkeen Unitied Utilities services at: 1 Calhoun Avenue, Tolkeen because of the accounts past due balance of:

120,000 B.A.T.T.L.A.K. Credits (Bankers Association of Tolkeen, The Lazlos, and Allied Kingdoms).

As the next of Kin in a non-communicative contract agreement with Fredrich Mercer I, you are obligated under Tolkeen statute 147.23 “Debtors Rights” to be informed of the impending termination of his Utilities unless the debt is paid no later than Flamerule 17th.

Thank you for your time, should you wish to post the aformentioned amount services will remain active.

Our billing offices are conveniently located at node TUU on Tolkeen-net, and our office at 145 S. Tarn Avenue can take cash payments as well. Please call 563233 for inquiries.

Attached is a map of the area with the ? next to Calhoun refering to the property in question (MAGE’s father’s estate).



Thanks Minneapolis Parks!

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